Ask me anything

Keep on dreaming even if it breaks your heart

lubricates:

just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world

(via gnarly)

2 days ago
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sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

(via gnarly)

2 days ago
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queefilicious:

What if I told you
You read the first line wrong
And then you reread first the line
But there wasn’t anything wrong
But there was with the third one

(Source: susemoji, via gnarly)

2 days ago
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I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady, via gnarly)

2 days ago
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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via gnarly)

2 days ago
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thatfunnyblog:

this can’t be real

thatfunnyblog:

this can’t be real

(Source: toddkraine)

2 days ago
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